hommos:

welcome to the internet where punctuation is irrelevant and things never end the way you caesar’s salad

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agayofgays:

hiddlebumz:

did tim burton grow johnny depp in his garden

bet he eventually makes a movie about that

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ryanrosspepperoninipples:

Taken with instagram

mileysbonghit:

bringing a Big Mac as your prom date 

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ravens-nest:

queentimelady:

shercocklocked:

sting-like-a-tracker-jacker:

hazelgustus:

literallysame:

liam-gayne:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

　

when you get what you want but not what you need

could it be worse

when you love someone

but it goes to waste

when you feel so tired

but you can’t sleep

when you lose something you cannot replace

And I will try…to fix you.

toppled:

sometimes i wish i was fashionable but then i realize how much effort that takes and how lazy i am with my appearance every single day.

kkkathing:

kitten-guts:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

ew what is this omg ew this is the most unappetizing dildo i’ve ever ever ever seen

i’m pretty sure that’s a lip gloss wand

unappetizing dildo

hoppuspocus:

this ain’t a sea its a gu da arse rape